Hey, look. 'Es-CA-pay'. I wonder what that means? That’s funny, it’s spelled just like the word 'escape.' – Dory

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.

We must develop and maintain the capacity to forgive. He who is devoid of the power to forgive is devoid of the power to love. There is some good in the worst of us and some evil in the best of us. When we discover this, we are less prone to hate our enemies.

To like and dislike the same things, that is indeed true friendship.

The holy passion of friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.

What a splendid head, yet no brain.

Wherever life takes us, there are always moments of wonder.

The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.

And now here is my secret, a very simple secret; it is only with the heart that one can see rightly, what is essential is invisible to the eye.

Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence. True friendship is a plant of slow growth, and must undergo and withstand the shocks of adversity before it is entitled to the appellati

Summary of a life contains three descriptions: could have, might have, and should have.

The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.

Those who stand for nothing fall for anything.

Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger

The less we look with our eyes, the more we will see with our hearts.

Have no friends not equal to yourself.

The good ended happily, and the bad unhappily. That is what fiction means.

Knowledge without justice ought to be called cunning rather than wisdom.

If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman.

I don’t consider myself bald, I’m just taller than my hair.

Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own.

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.

Write something to suit yourself and many people will like it; write something to suit everybody and scarcely anyone will care for it.

FRIENDLESS, adj. Having no favors to bestow. Destitute of fortune. Addicted to utterance of truth and common sense.

There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.

Treat your friend as if he might become an enemy.

Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment.

The world is like a grand staircase, some are going up and some are going down.