Random quote of the day tweets

September 13. 2009, under Quotes with No Comments

marybethsales: ME: "I’m a mess." SECURITY GUARD: "No, I’m a mess. A mess-ican." #quoteoftheday #
vanessanataly: #quoteoftheday –Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe. – Albert Einstei #
mrimpulsiveblog: #quoteoftheday – Judge Gideon J. Tucker: "No man’s life, liberty or property are safe while the legislature is in session." #
Nicholashendri: #quoteoftheday : If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? – Abraham Lincoln #
villakids: #quoteoftheday — If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. – Sam Levenson #
DebKessingIsMoi: "the truth can’t hurt you its just like the dark, it scares u witless but in time u see things clear & stark" Elvis Costello #quoteoftheday #
sirboderafael: "Life is a comedy for those who think… and a tragedy for those who feel." – Horace Walpole #QuoteOfTheDay #
FAITHmeetsGRACE: #QuoteOfTheDay •●Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields ²stern resolve. He who is fixed ²a ★ does not change his mind●•L. Da Vinci #
OldjackMusic: "we got wasted separately and then met up". #quoteoftheday #
gvalentinoball: #Quoteoftheday I don’t knw Youre either going 2 meet her in a Celebrity Death Match or you’re going to marry her. Either way get me a ticket #